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You're not going to believe this: Someone from the future e-mailed me today all the Twitter updates I made (scratch that: will make) during the Super Bowl. Ready, set, tweet!
IN HONOR OF the upcoming movie "Hot Tub Time Machine" - if you haven't seen a commercial for it yet, I'm sure you'll see it about 5 trillion times before the film comes out in March - let's skip ahead a good five or six or seven years in the future.
IF YOU GAVE me a Prince CD as a present, I'd be happy.
PEOPLE TALK ABOUT newspapers being a dying medium. Well, I've got a communication platform that's about to be deader than our forests of dead trees.
If you're a fantasy football nut like me, odds are you dabble in more than one league each season. And odds are that every few weeks, there arises a case where a player that you're starting for your team in one league is being played against you in another.
REMEMBER LAST WEEK when I complained about Thursday night NFL games? Here's a follow-up:
THERE ARE VERY few things I'm completely dead-set against when it comes to the NFL.
I PICKED UP my phone this morning and heard this message on my voice mail:
QUESTION: WHO WILL play the next Super Bowl halftime? Answer: The Who. Follow-up question: Why?
WE'RE RUNNING OUT of teams in the NFL that still have only one win apiece.
DID YOU EVER see George Clooney's old-timey football movie that he filmed in the Upstate, called "Leatherheads"?
AS I WRITE my annual "Texans vs. Lions" diatribe, I'm struck by the memory that my very first choice this fantasy football season was - "Texans or Lions?"
ENOUGH OF THIS penny-ante Fantasy Football guesswork.
IS IT ME, or did that runaway balloon in Colorado look like it was part of the world's lamest "Salute to 'The X-Files'" homecoming parade float ever?