10. Steve Jr. keeps asking me to get Timmy to autograph a football with, "From the best Heisman-winning Gator QB ever!"
9. I wish he would have made a "promise" to drop 100 points on Lane Kiffin.
8. Yeah, like he's gonna get hired by the Redskins.
7. He clams up whenever I ask him if any of that 2012 stuff is really gonna happen.
6. Verne Lundquist never asks me how I handle the spotlight.
5. I keep offering to do charity work in the Philippines, but there's never a celebrity pro-am that fits my schedule.
4. He still hasn't friended me on Facebook.
3. Those Tim Tebow pajamas I ordered online are itchier than a hamper full of skittish kittens.
2. He's a combined 4-0 in SEC and BCS title games; I'm 1-3 against Clemson.
1. He's no Jevan Snead.
- Gregory Hardy