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Sunday, Nov. 23, 2008

USC-Clemson week: Clemson jokes

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USC-Clemson Week: Clemson jokes

A state trooper pulls over a Clemson fan in a pickup truck on I-26 on the way to the game in Columbia and says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The Clemson fan says, "'Bout what?"

What do you call one hundred John Deere tractors circling a Hardee's in Clemson? Prom night

A Clemson grad and a USC grad were on Death Row. The warden came to them and asked if they had any last requests. The Clemson grad said, "I'd just like to hear 'Tiger Rag' one last time." When the warden asked the USC grad what his last request was, he sa

Why did the Tiger get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in six months? Because on the box it said, "From 2 to 4 years."

Why do Clemson men like smart women? Opposites attract.

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