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Forget Pokemon, moms: This ‘app’ finds glasses of Chardonnay

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Forget Pokémon: This ‘app’ finds glasses of Chardonnay

Comedienne Dena Blizzard introduces the fake app ‘Chardonnay Go’ that locates wine instead of Pokémon.
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Comedienne Dena Blizzard introduces the fake app ‘Chardonnay Go’ that locates wine instead of Pokémon.

Who needs animated creatures when you can find a nice glass of white wine instead?

That’s the idea behind ‘Chardonnay Go,’ an app introduced by New Jersey comedienne Dena Blizzard, as reported by CBS46 in Atlanta.

The app doesn’t really exist – yet, at least. But Blizzard’s enthusiasm for the idea is obvious as she zooms around her neighborhood looking for her prized tipple.

In her Facebook video, seen more than a million times already according to CBS46, Blizzard uses her app to track down Chardonnay under a bush, in someone’s house, even in a bottle tucked away in a man’s shorts.

And, unlike Pokemon Go, which has raised questions about security, Blizzard reports, “There are no problems with security because Google wants you to drink.”

Blizzard’s bio on Facebook describes her as “One Funny Mother... I make inappropriate videos/blogs about parenting.”

Her app idea could be very promising and there are additional possibilities, as one commenter mentions:

“I'm not too much of a fan of Chardonnay. Do you know if there is a red version, perhaps Merlot Go?”

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