Letters to the Editor

Sunday letters: Signs will prevent crimes, won’t they?


I am a dangerous criminal. Recently, I was planning to go into a place of business to steal some money, maybe shoot a few people and do some other bad things if I had time.

But there was a sign on the door that said “no guns allowed.”

So, of course, I called off the whole caper. I’m sure all my criminal pals will do the same, because we wouldn’t want to get in trouble for violating the “no guns” rule.

Bernie Hoefer